Late 20’s, they/them

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thespongemagic:

deluxetrashqueen:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

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I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

kids really said “i can fix him”

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purplesaline:

Free serotonin from Honey the Italian greyhound

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froggychairbaby:

me: :(

animal crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ

me: :)

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slenderverse:

A photo of Sonic the Hedgehog lounging. He has a speech bubble that reads "I WANT every single union in the entertainment industry to go on strike within the next month. i want the creation of media to come to a halt. no TV show, movie or piece of media is worth the exploitation of the creative working class. the industry has moved too fast to house those that fuel it. a total strike. AND I'M NOT KIDDING."ALT

im having a moment

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melangedmess:

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can’t even imagine

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cryptotheism:

Joe Biden is so oblivious to culture war bullshit it makes him an ideal counter to DeSantis.

DeSantis: “We have to deathpill woke moralists”

Joe Biden: What? …. Anyway, back in Scranton we would make our own concrete out of tiny sea shells.

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